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Trump asks RNC chair to stay for 2020 election

President Trump confirmed Thursday he’s asked Ronna McDaniel to stay on for a second two-year term as chairwoman of the Republican National Committee so that…

I never lost faith in Mississippi’s racists

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI (The Borowitz Report)—Celebrating her election victory on Tuesday night, U.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith said that, despite predictions that her state was ready to…

Trump administration finalizing bump stock ban

The Trump administration is finalizing a proposed rule to ban bump stocks.CNN reported Wednesday that the administration is preparing to announce the ban in the coming…

Trump, first lady light National Christmas Tree

President Trump and first lady Melania Trump lit the National Christmas Tree on Wednesday, marking the holiday season with the annual tradition outside the White…

Trump refuses to rule out Manafort pardon

President Trump on Wednesday did not rule out the possibility of pardoning former campaign chairman Paul Manafort, who was convicted in special counsel Robert Mueller’s…

Trump spoke to Nigel Farage about Brexit deal: report

President Trump allegedly discussed British Prime Minister Theresa May’s Brexit deal with British politician Nigel Farage, BuzzFeed News reported Wednesday.According to BuzzFeed, a diplomatic source…