JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI (The Borowitz Report)—Celebrating her election victory on Tuesday night, U.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith said that, despite predictions that her state was ready to…
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Russia’s seizure of three Ukrainian ships has served up a new test for President Trump.The issue is looming over the G-20 summit this weekend in…
Attorneys for President Trump said Thursday that the president’s responses to special counsel Robert Mueller about a failed real estate negotiation in Moscow matched those of his former lawyer…
President Trump will hold informal talks with the leaders of South Korea and Turkey at this weekend’s Group of 20 (G-20) summit in Argentina instead…
Federal agents have reportedly raided the Chicago City Hall office of a lawyer who previously did tax work for President Trump.The Chicago Sun-Times reports that federal agents removed…
A Uighur mother who survived a Chinese re-education camp is calling on Congress to intervene in China’s mass internment of the Muslim minority group.”Over the…
The Department of Veterans Affairs told congressional staffers on Wednesday that it will not repay veterans who received smaller GI Bill benefit payments than they were…
The Trump administration is finalizing a proposed rule to ban bump stocks.CNN reported Wednesday that the administration is preparing to announce the ban in the coming…
President Trump on Wednesday departed the National Christmas Tree lighting event without White House staff notifying a pool of reporters assigned to monitor the president’s…
President Trump on Wednesday defended sharing an image on Twitter showing Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein along with Trump critics behind bars.When asked in an interview with the…
President Trump and first lady Melania Trump lit the National Christmas Tree on Wednesday, marking the holiday season with the annual tradition outside the White…
Only 26 borrowers have been approved out of the roughly 34,000 people who have applied to a popular student loan forgiveness plan, CNBC reported Tuesday, citing…
President Trump on Wednesday did not rule out the possibility of pardoning former campaign chairman Paul Manafort, who was convicted in special counsel Robert Mueller’s…
President Trump allegedly discussed British Prime Minister Theresa May’s Brexit deal with British politician Nigel Farage, BuzzFeed News reported Wednesday.According to BuzzFeed, a diplomatic source…
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Wednesday threatened to withhold any “key vote” until the CIA briefs the Senate on its assessment of whether Saudi Crown…
An important Senate committee on Wednesday delayed a vote on President Trump’s pick to lead Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), Ronald Vitiello.The chairman of the…
President Trump will meet Wednesday with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) at the White House to discuss the Gateway Project, which would rebuild passenger rail lines between…
Ivanka Trump, senior adviser and daughter to President Trump, joined Apple CEO Tim Cook in a visit to an Idaho school district Tuesday to see how it was…
Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort’s attorney repeatedly spoke with the president’s lawyers about discussions with federal investigators after Manafort agreed to cooperate with special counsel…
CNN ran fact-check graphics while broadcasting White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s briefing on Tuesday.The network aired on-screen “Facts First” graphics highlighting aspects of the government’s climate…